Friday Night Program Source Code

#include wife;
#include friends;

Myself me = new Myself();

for(me.drink;me.drunk <> me.passedout;me.drink++){
if(me.state == "fun" || me.state == "sober"){
me.drink += me.beer;
}else if(me.state != "fun" && me.drunk <> me.buzzed{
me.coke += 1;
}else{
me.drink += me.beer;
}
}

This is the initial beta version of course... Will need tweaking as the evening begins, but this should be a good start lol...